J1 Students Who Trashed House To Face Execution In US

BREAKING NEWS reaching Ireland today involves several Irish students on their J1 visas in America who are now awaiting execution on death row. Events moved at a fast pace this morning as news first emerged regarding their disgusting behaviour. We spoke to the mother of one of the students involved in the incident. The student’s… Read more »

‘Unique’ New Town Festival Just A Bunch Of Food Stalls And Shit, Finds Local Man

TENS of revellers left the comfort of their homes this weekend to attend what organisers promised to be a ‘spectacular and unique’ new festival for all the family in Portlaw, Co. Waterford. The first annual ‘Town Festival’, which spans over three days from the 19th – 21st of September, showcased everything the locality had to offer – foreign run… Read more »

Twink’s Dog Stopped At Dublin Airport Boarding Flight With Fake Documents

MISSING Yorkshire Terrier ‘Teddy’ was stopped boarding a flight to England with fake documents this morning after a national 48-hour dog-hunt was launched by owner Adele King, aka Twink. Security at the airport claim the miniature terrier, dressed in a disguise, attempted to pass a passport checkpoint with a fake dog-collar and was immediately arrested… Read more »