Father Jailed For Mullet Abuse Of Two Sons

A CORK man has been jailed for 8 years for what a judge described as one of the worst cases of mullet abuse ever dealt with by the Central Criminal Court. The victim’s mother told the court she had been aware that her son’s hair was being abused by her mullet crazed husband, but was… Read more »

Men Are Just Horrible

  A scientific study has confirmed what was widely suspected by society for some time: men are just horrible. A study published today by the Institute of Studies has conclusively proved beyond all doubt that the male of the species are altogether horrible. “While we don’t rush to judgement, the empirical evidence simply confirms what… Read more »

Cliffs Of Moher To Be Lowered Due To Safety Fears

THE WILD Atlantic way promises to become one of the most scenic drives the world has ever seen, but with tough new EU safety measures, it could come at a cost. The €10 million initiative, which will see a 2,500km coastal route stretching from Donegal to Cork, will have to adhere to strict guidelines laid out… Read more »

Teenager Catches Her Death In That Thing

Tragedy has struck a close knit community in the capital yesterday following the death of 16-year-old student Clara Hegarty. WWN has learned that Clara, from the leafy Dublin suburb of Stillorgan, defied her father’s instruction not to wear ‘that thing’ for fear that she would catch her death. The transition year student was later found… Read more »

Toddler Gives Not One Single Fuck About Zoo

A trip to Dublin Zoo by Waterford couple Mark and Brenda Hart and their 15 month old son Jack went ahead at the weekend, despite the child’s absolute lack of interest in anything other than scribbling and banging bits of Lego together. Showing utter disregard for his parents €170 season ticket, the young man spent… Read more »