Waterford Grandmother Finally Coming Around To The Idea Of Non-White Neighbours

WHAT is being hailed as a triumph for integration in Ireland, Waterford grandmother Noleen O’Brien doesn’t even notice that her neighbours aren’t caucasian anymore. If the latest reports from Dungarvan are to be believed Noleen (89), has pretty much accepted the presence of her neighbours, believed to be from ‘not Ireland’ originally. Previously Noleen had… Read more »

Red Rock Watched By 6 Million People, Confirm TV3

FOLLOWING an intensive advertising campaign, which reportedly cost TV3 close to €4.3 billion and started as far back as 1991, super soap Red Rock finally hit our screens last night. TV3’s newly set up a department of ‘propaganda relations’ has confirmed to WWN that the soap was watched by 6 million people. “We went with… Read more »

Satire Vows Not To Negotiate With Terrorists

SATIRISTS around the world have reaffirmed their continued commitment to ridiculing specious and redundant intolerance long abandoned by rational human beings. While those deeply offended by depictions of the Prophet Muhammed have been critical of so-called ‘satirical extremists’, the pencil of the cartoonist and the pen of the writer have yet to murder anyone in… Read more »

2015 Leaving Cert Papers To Be Entirely Written In Emojis

FOLLOWING reports of record levels of borderline-illiteracy in today’s teenagers, the Department of Education has revealed plans to publish this year’s Leaving Certificate exam papers in a combination of emojis, emoticons, and ‘text-speak’. The move comes following falling results among Leaving Cert students, which many experts have attributed to the rise in smartphone communications, in… Read more »