Gardai To Keep Bale Of Coke For The Christmas Party

GARDAI and Navy personnel responsible for a massive drug bust off the coast of County Cork are expected to “split” a bale of cocaine between them for the up-and-coming Christmas party in December, it has been revealed earlier. The cargo of drugs with a street value of €88m was found on board a 60ft yacht after it… Read more »

More People Refusing To Die Due To High Funeral Costs

FOLLOWING on from comments made by Tanaiste Joan Burton last week about the rising costs of funerals in Dublin comes some disturbing news. WWN can exclusively report that many Irish people are simply refusing the die due to the high costs associated with dying and subsequently being buried in Dublin. When at death’s door, a… Read more »

7 Out Of 10 Irish Women ‘Can’t Even’

A NEW report published today had confirmed a long held suspicion of many young people in Ireland. As the modern landscape of society keeps evolving toward being fully dominated by lists of things, inspiring stories and cute animal videos as many as 7 out of 10 Irish women ‘can’t even’. ‘Can’t even’ is the scientific… Read more »

Whole Waiting Room Enjoying African Woman’s Phone Call

ABSOLUTELY everybody waiting in Dr. Meaghars surgery in Cork city today were said to be enjoying Zimbabwe native Susan Dhliwayo’s forty minute phone call to a friend. The mother of four children, who were now drawing on National Geographic books in the waiting room, began the call shortly after entering the building. Approaching reception, Mrs…. Read more »

Farmers Report Bumper Crop Of Mail Order Brides This Year

RURAL bachelors attending this year’s Ploughing Championships in Stradbally have reported a bumper crop of mail order brides, claiming that there should be enough to provide for whoever wants one this year. The imported brides will hopefully make up for the shortfall of homegrown wives over the past hundred years, where reclusive and socially inept… Read more »