Category: BREAKING NEWS


8 Ways To Mend A Broken Heart

WWN brings you yet another informative and diligently assembled list. This time providing you, the reader, with 8 ways to mend a broken heart. Have you had your heart ripped out by an unthinking and cruel ex? Is the town of Dumpsville count you as a resident (LOL where do we come with this stuff… Read more »

Boss Somehow Thinks You Are His Friend

SHORTLY after lunch yesterday you made the startling discover that despite no previous warning your boss, who confesses to being ‘just one of the gang’, somehow thinks that the two of you are friends. While you had suspected somewhere in the back your mind that your boss was under the illusion that you were ‘pally’,… Read more »

Middle-Aged College Student To Spend Majority Of Lecture Asking Stupid Fucking Questions

FIRST YEAR physiology students at Waterford’s Institute of Technology were treated to yet another series of stupid fucking questions today from middle-aged classmate Darren Tobin. Mr. Tobin, who successfully applied to become a mature student in January, began the lecture nervously inquiring about up-coming assignments, much to the absolute disgust of the thirty strong class…. Read more »

Recently Employed Man Enjoys First Wank In New Job

WWN has learned that a new employee at a prominent Dublin accountancy firm has successfully masturbated in the office toilet cubicle for the first time since his appointment to an I.T. role nearly two weeks ago. Rathmines native Daniel Malloy had spent the last fortnight getting to know his way around his new job at… Read more »