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Ian Paisley Returns Home As Heaven Nor Hell Wants Him
THE Reverend and Right Honourable Ian Paisley has returned home today after being refused access to both heaven and hell, a spokeperson for ... -
Closet Liverpool Fan Makes First Football Related Comment In Six Years
A LIVERPOOL fan has made his first football related comment in six years following the clubs ‘spectacular’ win over Cardiff ... -
Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs
HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections ... -
Vatican Makes Bid For Rangers FC
THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and ... -
Mourners Post Really Funny Crack ‘Tribute Jokes’ To The Late Great Whitney Houston
THOUSANDS of mourning Irish men and women posted really funny crack ‘tribute jokes’ on Facebook today in an emotional memorial ... -
Queen ‘Fucking Stoked’ About Jubilee
THE Queen of England said she was ‘fucking stoked’ about her upcoming diamond jubilee celebrations, which will take place on ... -
Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep
AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep ... -
‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group
AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film ... -
RTE Replace Entire Cast Of Fair City With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Kathryn Thomas
RTE have announced their decision today to replace the entire cast of Fair city with cardboard cut-outs of Kathryn Thomas as dramatic ...
