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Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On ...
SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull ... -
WIT Student’s Assignment In Jeopardy As Wikipedia Blacks-Out For Day Of Protest
A Waterford Institute of Technology student said today that a college assignment he has due for tomorrow is now in ... -
Evil Bastard Cruise Ship Skipper Was Seen Laughing Just Three Weeks Ago
THE evil bastard cruise ship skipper of the doomed Costa Concordia was seen laughing in an Italian wine bar just three ... -
New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
Pierce Morgan ‘Unaware’ He Was Editor Of The News Of The World For 9 Years
BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor ... -
Job Seekers Nationwide Welcome Casual Fridays
HUNDREDS of thousands of people welcomed the governments decision today to opt in for a nationwide casual Friday for all ... -
Tracey Wasn’t Generous And Never Had A Smile On Her Face, Say Friends Of Murder ...
FRIENDS and colleagues of murder victim Tracey Cook said today she never had a smile on her face, wasn’t generous ... -
Taxi Driver Forgets To Complain About Government To Passenger
IT should have been his time to shine, but unfortunately for taxi driver Alan Williams, forgetting to complain about the government to a ... -
Sky Report Unexplained Surge In World News Stories In Wake Of Michael Jackson Trial
WORLD news events surged today to record the biggest one-day gain in stories since the beginning of the Michael Jackson ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ...
