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New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
Pierce Morgan ‘Unaware’ He Was Editor Of The News Of The World For 9 Years
BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor ... -
Job Seekers Nationwide Welcome Casual Fridays
HUNDREDS of thousands of people welcomed the governments decision today to opt in for a nationwide casual Friday for all ... -
Tracey Wasn’t Generous And Never Had A Smile On Her Face, Say Friends Of Murder ...
FRIENDS and colleagues of murder victim Tracey Cook said today she never had a smile on her face, wasn’t generous ... -
Taxi Driver Forgets To Complain About Government To Passenger
IT should have been his time to shine, but unfortunately for taxi driver Alan Williams, forgetting to complain about the government to a ... -
Sky Report Unexplained Surge In World News Stories In Wake Of Michael Jackson Trial
WORLD news events surged today to record the biggest one-day gain in stories since the beginning of the Michael Jackson ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ... -
McGuinness Said To Be ‘Grasping At Straws’ As Dana’s Car Tyre ‘Blows Out’ On Motorway
SINN FEIN presidential candidate Martin McGuinness was said to be ‘grasping at straws’ today after news that Independent presidential candidate ... -
Gallagher Campaign In Jeopardy After Pitbull Terrier Claims To Be Biological Mother
PRESIDENTIAL candidate Sean Gallagher was not available for comment today after a purebred Pitbull Terrier bitch claimed she was his biological mother. ... -
All Presidential Candidates Bow Out After Realising Being President ‘Doesn’t Matter A Fuck’
AFTER a dramatic presidential debate on TV3 last night, all seven candidates decided to bow out of the race after realising ...
