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NAMA To Purchase Next Property Bubble Ahead Of Imminent Collapse
NEWSPAPERS today have lead with an encouraging and inspiring story that has seen people with amnesia queue up five days ... -
Hardcore Atheists Now Equally Annoying As The Highly Religious, Finds Survey
FOR THE first time since records began, extremely vocal atheists are at present considered to be every bit as annoying ... -
Local Man Typing ‘LOL’ Not Actually Laughing At All
WATERFORD has been rocked by a scandal involving a level of dishonesty not seen in the city since dishonesty records ... -
Kid Already Writing His Letter To Santa Told To Slow The Fuck Down
THE FAMILY of a young Galway boy who has already begun writing his letter to Santa have issued a cease ... -
Teenager Joining Ógra Fianna Fáil A Special Kind Of Prick
NEWS coming out of political circles reveals that the decision by 19-year-old Brian O’Loingsigh’s to join Ógra Fianna Fáil means ... -
The WWN Guide To ISIS/ Islamic State/ ISIL/ Duran Duran
ARE you struggling to get your head around this latest naughty Sunni Caliphate terrorist group? Well WWN is here to ... -
Dublin Girl Pretty Sure She’ll Sleep With Best Friend’s Boyfriend At Some Point
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has accepted that in all likelihood she will, at some point, in the near or distant ... -
Angelina Jolie Wears A Wedding Dress To Her Wedding
INTERNATIONAL media have reacted with awe, shock and surprise at the news that film actress, director and UN ambassador Angelina ... -
Flat 7-Up To Be Made Available Only With Prescription
REPRESENTATIVES of the HSE have announced plans to ban the over-the-counter sale of Flat 7-Up, making the wonder drug only ... -
Manhunt Launched For 12 People Yet To Do The Ice Bucket Challenge
FOLLOWING the deluge of Ice Bucket Challenge videos descending on Facebook and other social media recently, motor neuron disease charities ...