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2015 Leaving Cert Papers To Be Entirely Written In Emojis
FOLLOWING reports of record levels of borderline-illiteracy in today’s teenagers, the Department of Education has revealed plans to publish this ... -
Dublin Trying A Little Too Hard To Be Cool Agrees Rest Of Nation
THE rest of the nation has intervened today in an effort to get Dublin to come to its sense as ... -
Jogging On The Spot At Traffic Lights Without Looking Like A Dickhead Still Years Away
FOLLOWING years of research, scientists at one of the world’s largest sport research facilities have admitted that they are still years ... -
Thousands Evacuated As City Built On Rock And Roll Declared Unstable
AN ESTIMATED 400,000 people have been evacuated in one of the largest operations the United States has ever seen, after the ... -
Nation Already Embarrassing Itself By Obsessing Over George Clooney Arrival
DESPITE the fact over 7 million people visited Ireland last year the Nation is beside itself with the news that ... -
New Reboot Ireland Party Members Build Desk-Fort In Inspirational Show Of Solidarity
“Great things can be achieved when people work as a team,” explained a slightly emotional Eddie Hobbs at the unveiling of ... -
Public Urged To Bring Own Beds To Hospital For Next While
FOLLOWING a surge in admissions that led to record numbers of patients waiting for a bed in hospitals across the ... -
7 Ways To Break Up With Your Dog
We’ve all been there, you had a good run but you can’t shake the fact that your dog just isn’t ... -
Kids Currently Playing With 0% Of Toys Santa Brought
A RECENT country-wide survey has found that after just two weeks, zero percent of children are still playing with the ... -
Delusional Man Sharing Online Petition Convinced He’s Changing The Fucking World
A DELUSIONAL man in his late thirties today is convinced that he’s changing the fucking world by sharing an online ...