INTERNET SEARCH engine giant Google has today come under fire from thousands of users for not creating a Google Doodle sniper game for the 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination. Browsers were instead greeted with a 5oth celebration game of the popular science fiction show, Dr.Who. “I was expecting a half decent shoot-em-up that would… Read more »
THE IRISH Pigs Association (IPA) have today appealed to Minister for Agriculture, Marine and Food Simon Coveney to take action in light of revelations that no good foreign pigs have taken the jobs of hard working Irish pigs. DNA tests carried out on pork labelled as ‘Irish’ has revealed that only 48% are genuinely Irish…. Read more »
In a move that has shocked many people in this country John A. Costello and his government have officially upgraded the status of women in Ireland to 2nd class citizens. The Taoiseach did not provide an explanation as to why the decision was made, but so-called women’s advocacy groups have praised the move. Up until… Read more »
THE AMERICAN Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has released concrete evidence that proves that assassinated president John F Kennedy actually committed suicide 50 years ago. The CIA stated that graphic testimony given by Jackie Kennedy showed beyond reasonable doubt that her husband orchestrated a mock assassination before taking his own life with a concealed revolver he… Read more »
DENTISTS across the country have defended their high prices today by claiming the the cost of stupidity in Ireland is far greater than anywhere else in Europe. The Irish Dental Association admitted that the average cost of a filling here is up to 50% more expensive because Irish people are actually stupid enough to pay… Read more »
A STUDY carried out by a group of leading psychiatrists in the country has found that over ninety percent of all abandonment issues can be traced back to the original Pippa leaving Home And Away, in 1990. After five years of intensive research, lead psychiatrist of the study, Dr. Barry Flynn, concluded that the sudden change… Read more »
THE GREAT Lord almighty announced his decision today to bring forward the day of Judgement following his ongoing disgust with the human race and its blatant stupidity. Armageddon, which is due in 2034, is to be brought forward to December 31st this year, a spokesperson for the creator of the universe stated today. “He’s pissed,”… Read more »
THE European Commission has called for shocking close-up pictures of Keith Richards face to be used on cigarette packets in all EU countries. Unlike the written health warnings already used across the continent, the pictures need not be made compulsory throughout the EU. “Governments have the right not to force cigarette companies to use them…. Read more »
INTERNATIONAL HACTIVISTS Anonymous has claimed responsibility for liking a MILF Facebook page using Michael McGrath TD’s personal Facebook page. The Fianna Fail politician was targeted yesterday by the elite team of hackers for no apparent reason, it has emerged. Mr. McGrath (37) had to spend several painstaking minutes trying to deactivate his Facebook account after… Read more »
