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Taylor Swift Cures Aids
THE world’s media is today reporting that popular singer and songwriter Taylor Swift has found a cure to aids. The ... -
Bickering Kids Know Dad Has No Notion Of Turning The Car Around
A TRIO of young boys have decided to continue fighting and yelling at each other while on a road trip ... -
New Ginger Emojis To Be Used Primarily To Bully Gingers
CELEBRATIONS carried out by the world’s ginger community upon securing new ginger emojis have proved to be short lived after ... -
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Adopt Greece
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly in the “final stages of authorisation” concerning the adoption of the Hellenic Republic ... -
Irish Mother To Continue Reading Headlines Out Loud While Browsing Newspaper
DESPITE protests from each of her four children, an Irish mother stationed in Kilkenny has issued a statement in which ... -
937 New Burrito Restaurants Confirmed For Dublin In 2016
THERE was good news on the jobs front today, with the announcement that Dublin city is to open 937 new ... -
Ireland Still Carrying Extra Christmas Weight From 2006
IRELAND has defended its recent slide toward an obesity epidemic by pointing out it is still carrying a lot of ... -
Father’s Day Downgraded To Father’s Hour After Lack Of Interest
AFTER yesterday’s Father’s Day celebrations came to a close the official body responsible for the worldwide event admitted that next ... -
Girlfriend Definitely Cheating On You, Confirms Paranoia
ACCORDING to that nagging voice in your head spurred on by an acute case of paranoia, your girlfriend is cheating ... -
Taoiseach Accuses Adams Of Cheating During Dail Sports Day
THE annual Dail sports day descended into farce after Enda Kenny called Gerry Adams’ win in the all-party egg ‘n ...