America To Restrict Freedom Day Before Celebration Of Freedom

In the 24 hours leading up to America’s Fourth Of July celebrations, a number of freedom reducing, freedom enhancement measures will be taken in the country’s airports. Citing credible terrorist threats, US Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson admitted security would be tightened ahead of America’s Independence Day celebrations in order to protect US freedoms. “We… Read more »

Coast Guard Apologises For Rescuing Jedward

THE Skerries Coast Guard have this morning issued a full and frank apology following last night’s dramatic rescue of a stranded Jedward, after the much-tolerated pop duo became trapped by the tide on Malahide beach. John and Edward, along with a young cousin, were walking along the sea when they became trapped on a sandbank… Read more »

WWN Looks Back At The Career Of Ruairí Quinn

Following Ruairí Quinn’s announcement that he is to retire to make way for the new generation, WWN looks back at his career and his achievements in office, chief among those of course was his supposed invention of the Euro. 1. Vodka and Coke- Minister Quinn was the first person to sweeten the taste of vodka… Read more »

Ireland To Set Up World’s First Ever ‘Frape’ Clinic

The decision comes after intense public outcry. In light of a recent case before the courts the Government has inacted emergency legislation which will see funding put aside for the World’s first ‘Frape’ clinic. ‘Frape’, the wholly inappropriate word used to describe the act of posting something on someone’s Facebook account under their name, has… Read more »