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Church And State To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Kids
DESPITE being clearly unhappy in their relationship, the Church and the State have decided to stick with it to avoid ... -
Kid’s Letter To Santy Unfortunately Contains Nothing On Special Offer
THE parents of a headstrong young boy have revealed to WWN that their son has managed to finish writing a ... -
Irish Soccer Fans Called In To Help Calm Tensions In Middle East
THE ongoing turmoil in the Middle East is set to ease in the coming months, after a battalion of Irish ... -
Increasingly Desperate Fianna Fáil Refuse To Rule Out Coalition With ISIS
FIANNA Fáil’s profound desire to return to a position of power at all costs has seen the political party refuse ... -
Friends Haven’t Had A Good Bitching Session In Ages
A CLOSE knit group of Waterford women have lamented the fact that they haven’t got together for a decent bitching ... -
“I Suppose We Better Buy His Fucking DVD”, Sigh Panti’s Friends
THE release on DVD of “The Queen Of Ireland”, a documentary about the life of Ireland’s only gay person, Panti, ... -
Banking Inquiry Seeks Bailout For Spiralling Costs
THE CONTROVERSIAL Oireachtas banking inquiry into the financial collapse of Ireland’s banks in 2008 has requested a €12bn bailout in ... -
TDs To Cover Nurses Shifts During Strike Action
THE Government has been forced to put all sitting TDs to work in the Nation’s A&E departments on the 15th ... -
North Korea Wondering If They Can Bomb Syria Too
A SPOKESPERSON for the Korean People’s Army has today issued a statement asking the UN and NATO forces if North ... -
Livid Wife Heats Up Revenge In The Microwave
A CAREFULLY orchestrated plan of revenge carried out by Carlow native Hannah Keelin involving a truly awful dinner has been ...