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Robert De Niro Signs Deal To Star In Any Old Shite
LEGENDARY actor Robert De Niro has signed a multi-thousand dollar deal which will see him star in an upcoming straight-to-DVD ... -
Delayed IBRC Inquiry Delayed By Delays
A SHOCKED public is struggling to come to terms with the delay of an inquiry set up by an Irish ... -
Splinter Farmer Group Declares Itself The “Real IFA”
A GROUP of dissident farmers calling itself the Real IFA has issued a statement in which it claims it will ... -
World Banking Cartels Pretty Happy The Way This Whole War On ISIS Thing Is Turning ...
REPRESENTATIVES for the world’s main banking cartels are said to be “pretty happy” with the way this whole war on ... -
Donald Trump Admits There’s A Lot Of Great Ideas In Mein Kampf
AMERICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump has admitted to drawing on the measured and reasoned writings of Adolf Hilter’s manifesto Mein ... -
Local Man Urged To Open Up About His Depression, Then Stop Going On About It
A tight-knit Waterford village gathered together in unison today to lend temporary support to a local man who bravely opened ... -
Everyone On Bus Now Up To Speed With Dublin Girl’s Epic Night Out
FROM the driver to the guy half asleep upstairs, everyone on the 39a bus in Dublin has been brought up ... -
Woman’s Facebook Feed Nothing But Shared Competitions
THE social networking profiles of one Tramore woman now consists of nothing but shared links to competitions from other pages, ... -
Man’s Day Now Wide Open After Getting Wank Out Of The Way Early
THE cold, crisp air of a fresh morning holds a world of potential for one Dublin man, who is free ... -
Local Woman Still A Bitch Despite Her Morning Coffee
DESPITE claims that she’s “a right bitch without her morning coffee” 36-year-old Ailbhe Drummond has presented a number of examples ...