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Enda Kenny Forced To Sit At Third World Leaders’ Table At Davos Summit
THE Taoiseach became embroiled in an embarrassing episode at the Davos forum, which serves as the site at which the ... -
On This Day 1982: The Clash Beheaded After Rocking Of Casbah
ALL four members of the rock group The Clash have been executed in Saudi Arabia, following a violation of strict Saudi ... -
Local Woman Resorts To Shredding Her Money As National Lottery Machines Malfunction
COUNTY Waterford mum Karen Power has resorted to shredding her money after spending hours trying to purchase lottery tickets for ... -
Rock Legend Animal Dies Aged 66
TRIBUTES have been flooding in from all across the world following the death of Animal, the legendary drummer with rock ... -
Prince George Disembowels Queen’s Corgi ‘Because He Wanted To See Its Insides’
ADORABLE king in waiting Prince George reached yet another milestone in his young life after his first psychopathic disemboweling of ... -
North Korea Receive €4 Billion Order From Ireland For Hangover Free Alcohol
FOLLOWING news of North Korea’s breakthrough invention of hangover free alcohol comes news of the largest import order ever carried ... -
“All This New Job Business Is Getting Very Boring If You Ask Me” – Micheál ...
FOLLOWING the announcement of over 1,200 new jobs today, opposition leader Micheál Martin said he was getting very bored of ... -
Study Reveals Hoors Now 86% Cuter
NEWLY released census figures have revealed a startling increase in the cuteness of the average hoor, up a staggering 86% ... -
Gay People Should Have Their Own God Damn Toilet – Masculinist Tony Kennedy
In this week’s column, masculinist Tony Kennedy cast’s his eye over the problem of gay men urinating in the men’s ... -
Outrage As Dole Claimants Revealed To Be Living The High Life In Dublin Hotel
VIEWERS watching a report on RTÉ last night were left outraged after it was revealed some social welfare claimants were ...