“Just One More Thing Before We Go” Says Office’s Most Unpopular Co-Worker On Teams Meeting

A DYED-in-the-wool dickhead of a coworker has cemented his reputation as the least popular person in the office with yet another pointless observation right as a Teams meeting was drawing to a definitive close, WWN can reveal.

Staff at Cormullen Technology had already begun zoning some 6 minutes before office lickarse Trevor Kelly decided to prolong a group video call by 17 minutes with the introduction of a ‘bullshit observation’ and follow up question that was not needed and brought nothing but misery and boredom.

“I burn 600 calories every Teams call trying to stop my expression from lashing into resting bitch face, and now, another nearly 20 minutes of this shit, I’m exhausted! I’ll rip his fucking nipples off and make him wear them as eyes,” explained office optimist Kerna Zepally.

Kelly, who subjected his colleagues to yet more collective work waffling with a query about a client meeting that only directly involved head of sales Ciara Talton and could have been dealt with on a separate call, is set to be rewarded with filthy looks and cold shoulders from every coworker when they see him in the flesh next.

“I can forgive a lot of things, stationary theft, embezzlement, running over someone in the staff car park but prolonging a fucking meeting that was a dead as a dodo is not one of them,” confirmed colleague Seán Clanning, as he keyed Kelly’s car as a warning against chiming in on future video calls.