Fuel Protesters Immediately Plot Protest At Phoenix Park As Man Responsible For Oil Price Rise Due In Dublin

SECURITY services and Dublin City Council have expressed their ‘profound worry’ at the news that the group behind fuel protests earlier in the year that brought much of the country to a standstill are likely planning a huge protest in response to the news that US president Donald Trump, the chief architect of the international fuel crisis, will be in Dublin at the end of next week.

“We don’t have the resources. These guys; think about how much they protested earlier this year, now the guy who is at fault will be here, in Dublin? There’s going to be trucks and tractors blocking every road. They’ll be calling for all sorts of action and protest against him, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already on their way,” one fearful source told this publication.

Many worry of the impact to school runs, hospital appointments and locals businesses as fuel protesters nobly protest on behalf of the entire country, who have had enough of high fuel prices directly caused by Trump war on Iran.

Estimates put the numbers of possible fuel protesters in attendance at ‘every last one of them’ with a crowd of ‘everyone’ in attendance, defiantly disrupting a cosy meeting between Trump and Taoiseach Micheál Martin and President Catherine Connolly.

“And the guys online always complaining about the degradation of society and how women aren’t safe? You think they’re just going to ignore the fact a sex offender with ties to Jeffrey Epstein is in town? Yeah right, the protests from them will be huge. We don’t have the resources to handle this,” the source added.