Adorable First Day Of School Photo Bears No Evidence Family Were Having Full Blown Screaming Match Moments Before

LINED UP and smiling in front of the fireplace, the four O’Leehan children bore the sort of wide-eye and innocent grins that would have seemed impossible in the moments before when they were kicking lumps out of each other as their mother and father set a world record for most swear words in under 30 seconds, WWN can reveal.

“Well she wouldn’t have done that Matthew if you weren’t hanging out of her, Emily give Rossa his shoe back, Evie I swear to God I’ll brain you if you hit your brother one more time,” multitasking mother-of-four, Joanne O’Leehan screeched while also jostling her four children into the perfectly aligned pose that will look perfect on Instagram.

“Fuck sake Matthew, you’re 16, you’re the eldest will you act like it,” doting father Cormac O’Leehan shouted, as Matthew tried to inform his younger siblings they were all ‘double mega adopted’.

“Rossa, you’ll get ‘6-7’ fecking slaps if you try doing that in the photo again. Christ alive, we’ll be late, c’mon and just fucking act like you don’t hate each other for one second. Cormac, Cormac! What sort of plait is that in Emily’s hair? You’ve hands like shovels attached to fecking stupidity” Joanne said, now turning on her husband.

“I said we should have stopped at two, I said I’d do the vasectomy on myself I was that desperate but oh no, ‘I was one of four, it was lovely’. Well, have your fucking ‘lovely’, I’m off to work,” countered Cormac, their argument captured on Joanne’s phone which was mistakenly set it to video, not photo.

“Where does the time go, all four in school now! xxxx” read Joanne’s Instagram post.