Ivanka Trump Gushes Over Albanian Island Development’s State Of The Art Paedophile Bunkers On Podcast

UNABLE TO CONTAIN her joy at being able to destroy of an unspoilt island off the Albanian coast, Ivanka Trump gushed about the luxury island project dear to her and her husband Jared’s heart, revealing when finished it will have a number of state of the art paedophile bunkers.

“It’s this unbelievable, beautiful 1,400 hectare private island in the middle of the Mediterranean but what’s more, we’ll have these completely unspoilt state of the art paedophile bunkers,” Ivanka Trump explained on the ‘Can You Fucking Hear Yourself Right Now?’ Podcast.

“Now I know when people hear the words ‘paedophile bunkers’ they worry and think ‘oh, to keep the paedophiles out?’ but no, c’mon, this is an exclusive island, we’ll cater for my dad and his friends, of course,” continued Trump, with the sort of dead-eyed emotionless gaze that has endeared her to so many.

While light for now on details and dimension, Trump insisted the island will be a dream-like escape from international laws.

“Sorry, I’m getting emotional, but to be able to destroy the habitat of endangered turtles has always been a dream of mine and to know we’ll replace them with these bunkers, it’s a real Dad, stop pinching me moment,” the 44-year-old added.

For a long time the eldest Trump daughter thought such a project would prove impossible.

“But then I remembered my husband was given a huge no-strings-attached $2 billion pay-off by the Saudi government in exchange for access and influence over my father and then I thought, of course we can do this. I suppose that’s my message to everyone, if you believe it, it can come true.”