Scooter Seized By Gardaí Amid Crackdown

GARDAÍ have announced positive inroads in their battle against scooters, with a tactical anti-scooter unit repossessing German techno act Scooter at 10.37am.

The operation involved 70 gardaí and 140 ear plugs, with cooperation between Interpol and German Bundeskriminalamt security services.

“What are you complaining about now? Can ye not celebrate some positive news, a win is win, one less scooter on the roads,” an irritated garda spokesperson said earlier today at a specially convened press conference.

“Let that be a lesson to every little scut out there, this Scooter had no insurance, anyone who had the idea to try and jump on him and go scooting about, those days are over,” added the spokesgarda as they pointed to an evidence table containing 62-year-old Hans Peter Geerdes also known as the lead singer of Scooter.

It is not yet clear if gardaí plan to confiscate any other major Europop acts from the last 30 years, but sources close to WWN suggest Cascada has not been seen in days and may have gone into hiding.