Airports Overwhelmed By Dubai Influencers Filming ‘Emotional Return Home’ Videos

AIRPORT arrival halls across the world are experiencing major delays due to a surge in influencers returning home from Dubai.

Clogging up terminals with cameras, lighting rigs and ring lights, travellers have been warned to add at least two hours to their journey as they attempt to navigate a maze of fake-tanned, turkey-teethed twenty-somethings.

“First step on Irish soil,” repeated one bleached blonde woman as she tried to get the right shot with her boyfriend-for-now, while exhausted passengers carefully attempted to pass without knocking over one of the thirty circular lights scattered across the arrivals hall.

“Am I in the perfume shop?” asked one blind woman as waves of competing fragrances filled the airport.

“It’s absolute chaos,” said one member of Dublin Airport staff. “It’s like watching a bunch of highly maintained rats deserting a ship. A desert ship.”

Officials say it’s unclear how long the disruption will continue, with social media platforms also reporting outages due to the sheer volume of ‘coming home’ content being uploaded.

“Our data centres have gone through enough water to keep the entire continent of Africa hydrated for the next thirty years,” a Meta spokesperson confirmed.

Aer Lingus confirmed that several flights were forced to circle Dublin Airport while passengers finished filming ‘POV: Back where I belong’ reels.

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