Barron Reveals Devastating Diagnosis: Debilitating Hereditary Bone Spurs

WHITE HOUSE DOCTORS have shared the devastating news that Barron Trump has Early Onset Hereditary Bone Spurs Syndrome which would tragically prevent him from serving in any military conflict in the event of a military draft being reintroduced, WWN can confirm.

The news of Barron’s EOHBSS, which is characterised by flaring up at times of active wars, was first shared by the president’s son in a WhatsApp group with college friends who luckily don’t suffer from the condition due to not being a blood relative to the US president or anyone serving in his cabinet.

“The good news is we caught it early, Barron will look to an outsider with no medical expertise like someone who doesn’t have an excuse not to be drafted if and when the need should arise, but he most definitely is crippled beyond belief, in that way only bone spurs can cripple you; by leaving him with no issues and perfectly able to walk,” confirmed White House physician Dr. Sean Barbabella.

The news has utterly devastated his father, US president Donald Trump.

“He wanted it, he said I want to war so bad. Iran, he wanted to run to it but the doctors they said, your ankles Barron, those delicate ankles,” Trump shared in a speech in between bombing Iranian schools with Israel.

Meanwhile, Dr. Barbabella sought to explain the presence of a disturbing looking rash which has appeared on president Trump’s neck in recent days.

“A person who is so demented as to see everything as a sign or punishment wrought by the hand of God himself might look at the president’s rotting neck and see it as a sign his vile war mongering is rotting his soul from the inside out but thankfully president Trump doesn’t have those sorts of religious extremist supporters or subordinates,” confirmed Dr. Barbabella.

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