Ireland Support Removal Of Andrew From Succession, Loading Him Into Cannon & Firing At Nearest Wall

WHILE countries such as Australia and New Zealand, that remain a perplexing and willing participant in the Commonwealth, make clear their support for removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, an unwilling former colony not in the Commonwealth has also spoken out.

“Strip his titles? Strip his fucking clothes, march him through the streets, throw only the hardest, most unripened fruit at him,” offered the vast majority of Irish people, unprompted, despite not caring much about the labyrinthine workings of royal succession lines.

“Remove his what? His ‘succession’, yeah sure whatever posh magic you pretend he has, get rid of it but we’d also like to see him loaded into a cannon and fired at the nearest wall,” added members of the Irish public, who liken deference to royalty to a psychotic illness.

Providing schematics on a simple but effective cannon device they dubbed a ‘nonce splatterer’, some of Ireland’s leading engineers said they were willing to work for free on the punishment for the disgraced son of Britain’s Queen who nobly served her people if you ignore she ensured it was written into law that police were required to obtain her personal agreement before they could investigate suspected offences at her properties.

In addition to his recent arrest, pressure continues to grow on former royal Andrew as more and more people come forward with stories about what a complete prick he is.

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