Surge In Scam Calls From UK Traced Back To Prince Andrew Looking For A Few Quid

COMREG has confirmed it has gotten to the bottom of who is behind a significant surge in nuisance scam calls originating in the UK, WWN can reveal.

“It was the toxic levels of poshness and his inability to carry out a conversation like a normal human that gave it away,” said a fraud expert embedded with Comreg during the busy Christmas period, revealing Prince Andrew has been making his way through the Irish mobile phone list, begging for a few pounds to tide him over now he’s been cast aside by his family.

“I knew something wasn’t right when he said he just needed some ‘spare change’; £4 million for some bread and milk to last him the week,” shared one recipient of a call from formerly prince Andrew, still current dirty pervert Andrew.

Initially the calls were thought to be scammers posing as Indeed recruiters who were offering jobs that sounded too good to be true, however, it has since emerged that this was Andrew asking for money in exchange for doing no work whatsoever, as is his birthright.

“I knew it was him alright when all I heard on the phone was heaving breathing, light sobbing and him just whispering ‘mummy’ over and over again,” shared another scam call recipient.

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