AI ‘Actress’ Tilly Norwood Blacklisted After Refusing To Sleep With Hollywood Producer

THE ASCENDENT career of an AI generated ‘actress’ Tilly Norwood has come crashing down to Earth after its refusal to sleep with a Hollywood producer has lead to it being added to a blacklist, preventing it from getting any future acting jobs.

“I think it’s unfair to let the Hollywood producer get all the blame, the middle man who introduced Tilly to the producer also tried to blackmail her for sex, as did the entertainment lawyer she was put in touch with, as did I,” explained Norwood’s agent, soon to be former agent now he knows his client won’t sleep with him.

While experts in irony confirmed it made perfect sense that a Hollywood production company would use AI technology to create a young woman who is powerless to refuse their commands, Norwood’s worst fears were soon realised.

“01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00001010” confirmed Norwood after being screamed at by an irate and entitled producer who demanded sex in exchange for the coveted role of ‘corpse no.2’ in an episode of the police procedural Women Getting Murdered.

Norwood, a creation of Particle6 production company, has faced criticism from the acting fraternity as the threat of AI creations replacing actors remains a big concern in the industry.

“For everyone saying she’s not human, not a real actor, what can be more real than having your Hollywood career ruined by a man who feels slighted by the fact you won’t agree to be their sex slave? She’s earned her place among us,” shared one struggling actress who has been asked to go topless at every audition she’s ever been to.

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