“You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are” Trump Tells Netanyahu After He Kills Journalists, Faces Zero Consequences

DURING THEIR daily phone call, US president Donald Trump has enviously told Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu that he could never get away with murdering journalists and it leading to nothing but defanged condemnations which come with zero consequences.

“Sure I get to say D.C is crime riddled amid low instances of crime and deploy the National Guard, but my guys tell me if I kill a bunch of journalists it’s like illegal or something, you’re living the dream Bibi,” a slightly bitter Trump told Netanyahu.

Trump complained that while Netanyahu can carry out his crimes for the pure love of death and destruction, the Republican has to announce new renovations of the White House simply to distract from his wrongdoings.

“Yeah sure, you’re bitching about your corruption trials, but remember I have 34 felony convictions but I can’t let off steam the way you can. All I get to do is deport some US citizens. You? Bombing journalists who have shown the world your sick crimes. What I wouldn’t give,” added Trump as the leaders took stock of why they had plenty to be thankful of.

“I cut medical care for millions but I’ve got to wait around for people to die of heart disease, that takes years. You get to starve people in real time and catch no shit. How is that fair?”

Elsewhere, Trump confirmed he was open to letting Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelensky attend his talks with Vladimir Putin in Alaska, provided he agreed to drink whatever tea is served at the meeting.

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