“I Can’t Stop” Brave Netanyahu Admits Crippling Addiction To Murder, War Crimes

ISRAELIS PROTESTING gainst Benjamin Netanyahu, claiming he has no interest in safely returning remaining Hamas hostages and is in fact using the hostages to continue killing Palestinians have stood down after Netanyahu made an astonishing admission.

“Do you have any idea what it’s like to go 30 days cold turkey to wean myself off war crimes? I had the shakes. I almost forgot what it looked like to see dead children pulled from ruble,” said self-confessed murder addict, Netanyahu.

“Sure I cut off food and water supplies, yeah we killed people in the West Bank, but it’s not the same,” added the genocide enthusiast, in a bid to quell unrest.

Netanyahu is believed to be the first mass murderer to admit to being a murderholic, prompting some people to reassess how they criticise such actions without thinking of what the person committing them could be going through.

“Oh, I feel so bad, here was I thinking he was so hate filled and corrupt that he was just massacring people for his own perverse pleasure, I had no idea it was a compulsion, that changes everything,” said one protester.

“I thought maybe the blue rinse was infecting his brain, I never would have guessed he’s just addicted to being a barbaric monster,” added another.

Netanyahu who has refused international pleas to go to rehab says the world must accept him for what he is; an addict.

“Also, due to this addiction I’ll be unable to give anymore testimony in my corruption trials or comply with any Supreme Court rulings stating I’m breaking the law, hope you understand,” concluded Netanyahu.