Is This The Year PSG Find An Even More Amusing Way To Crash Out Of Champion’s League?

AFTER A DOMINANT display across two-legs, PSG’s victory over Liverpool strongly indicates no team other than PSG partaking in an expertly executed bout of ‘shitting the bed’ can stand in their way of European glory and a first Champion’s League crown.

“Yes, for sure, it will very amusing for our rivals when we do something stupid like giveaway three penalties in five minutes against Aston Villa or Club Brugge in the next round,” confirmed triumphant PSG coach Luis Enrique.

With a masterful midfield reminiscent of Enrique’s great treble-winning Barcelona side and a brick wall centre half pairing of Marquinos and Pacho, many commentators can’t see past PSG being nailed on to win the whole thing and finding a gratifyingly stupid way to throw it all away, providing maximum amusement to those who like their clubs not owned by an oil rich country.

“And don’t forget Dembele is having the season of his life, we really are set up to get four players sent off in a semi final and miss a truck load of open goals,” enthused one PSG fan.

“Maybe they sign free agent Paul Pogba tomorrow and he disrupts the dressing room and all the players go on strike the day of the final. It’s the not knowing how they’ll fuck it up that’s keeping it very exciting as a neutral, but I’m hoping they throw away a 6 goal lead in the final,” shared one football fan.

Elsewhere, one enraged Liverpool fan volleying abuse at his team after their penalty shootout exit has been told to take a breath, look in the direction of Old Trafford, and apologise.

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