Country That Stole Irish Passports For Use In Assassinations, Attacked Irish Peacekeepers Closes Embassy In Ireland Over Country’s Opposition To Genocide

SOMETIMES, brutal regimes with little regard for human rights go too far. This, it transpires, is true of the outgoing Irish government.

“Just when you think a regime has reached the nadir of its inhumanity and barbarity, they shock, offend and sicken you all over again,” confirmed Benjamin Netanyahu, still reeling from Ireland’s decision to support a petition at the international court of justice accusing Israel of genocide.

Well documented by key figures in the Israeli government, signing a petition regarding an ongoing genocide is among the most heinous crimes imaginable, far greater than actually perpetrating the genocide and thus, Israel were left with no choice but to close down their embassy in Ireland.

“Take that Ireland!” announced also-under-investigation-for-monumental-fraud Netanyahu, reasoning that by restricting the access of Israeli citizens in Ireland to supports from the Israeli state, Irish people will really feel like they’ve been punished.

“What have we ever done to Ireland? Stolen their passports for use in assassinations, attacked their peacekeepers, attacked aid flotillas, restricted their aid from entering Gaza, providing them and the world with the largest and most comprehensive catalogue of images and videos of an ongoing genocide, and this is the thanks we get?” offered an upset Netanyahu.

The Israeli leader was unable to answer any further questions as he was called away to authorise more missile strikes on Gaza, Lebanon, Syria and Iran.

UPDATE: The Israeli government has charged Ireland with naked antisemitism after a man on Dublin’s O’Connell Street was pictured frowning in the general south easterly direction of Israel.