Local Man’s Always Had A Distrust Of The State Ever Since They Caught Him Doing Illegal Things

AFTER engaging in a deep personal inventory in which he explored a number of life long beliefs and hang ups, local man Willie O’Gaughan believes he has always had a deeply paranoid attitude towards the Irish state and authorities ever since it caught him doing illegal things.

“Tax is theft at the end of the day and they fuckin’ know it. Just takes one of us not to pay and the house of cards falls down,” explained the 37-year-old, who was unjustly hounded by Revenue when he engaged in a number of tax avoidance schemes in his early 20s.

“Dodgy thieving pricks, the lot of them,” the skeptical, thieving prick O’Gaughan said, tracing his mistrust right back to point he received a court summons for unpaid tolls, parking tickets and illegal dumping.

“It’s the little man like myself and yourself they go after, hounding us,” O’Gaughan explained to a motorist he had just rear-ended and tried to flee from.

“At the end of the day they’ll get ya any way they can,” elaborated O’Gaughan who has being on the receiving end of getting got numerous times by breaking well known and signposted laws.