What’s In Sinn Féin’s Manifesto According To Fine Gael

JUST UNVEILED this morning, Sinn Féin’s manifesto will be of interest to a great many voters weighing up their options this election.

However, in a nice gesture aimed at saving you time and effort, Fine Gael have provided WWN’s readers with the condensed version of the manifesto. Here are the highlights according to Fine Gael:

“Apologies in advance we have been instructed by Simon Harris to use the term ‘mentally stabbed’ as much as possible throughout our Sinn Féin criticism.

An absolute disgrace, the manifesto is just a picture with the words ‘The Choice For Change’, what an insult to the public who have waited so long for this manifesto, typical SF light on detail-oh wait hang on that’s just the front cover.

Sinn Féin is weak on immigration, they loudly state in their manifesto that they would import 1.5mn immigrants from somewhere called Northern Ireland? Insanity. They have a long history of mentally stabbing one another up there too, do we want to import that?

Free houses for everyone. The catch? It’s just one big house we all have to crowd into because private investors will flee in their droves physically taking the homes they own with them and moving the bricks abroad. That’s basically a big mental stab to houses.

Eoin Ó Broin to personally get a copy of the key to your house? Madness!

Sinn Féin’s policies would lead to a nightmare scenario in which no one can have a home. Imagine it, thousands living in their parents’ house well into their 30s and 40s, streets lined with homeless people. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Talk about a mental stab.

Sinn Féín mention increasing Garda numbers. Laughable, imagine a party with such a criminal element, they even have criminals running for them, pontificating about crime policy. Imagine Fine Gael doing that? We wouldn’t get away with it. You might as well mentally stab someone.

Medical cards for people earning €44k? How are they going to pay for this? We might use a magic money tree for our own manifesto but Sinn Féin have mentally stabbed the money tree!”

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