Simon Harris Open To Appearing On Joe Rogan Podcast, Free Most Days

FRESH from calling an election for the 29th of November hours after Micheál Martin first called it, Taoiseach Simon Harris has confirmed he’s in full campaigning mode and ready to sit down with Joe Rogan.

“With my TikTok following and your YouTube audience, that’s a no brainer. It’ll epic content creation. Anyway Joe, schedule is wide open if you want to pick the brain of one of the world’s youngest leaders who isn’t afraid to talk tough,” Harris wrote in a comment below 87 different videos on Rogan’s YouTube feed.

Aware that the Joe Rogan Experience is now the number one campaigning platform for world leaders to have their egos massaged, Harris is making it his mission to have two stars of the online content creation world sit down and shoot the breeze.

“It’s a great chance for the public to know more about my stances on UFOs and DMT. And it ensures I won’t be asked a single question about policy,” explained Harris, aiming to be the first ever Harris on Rogan’s podcast.

Harris indicated that no matter the prior engagement; meeting with parents of children awaiting scoliosis surgery etc, he’ll move it to make the podcast happen.

“Simon is aware that some young men in Ireland are being lost to some of the most vile anti-immigrant ideology and thuggery you could imagine, radicalised online. And we firmly believe if we can just get the message out there on platforms people will see Fine Gael is willing to make immigrants a scapegoat for everything too, but while wearing nicer suits,” confirmed a Fine Gael ‘law and order’ strategist.