Cow Has Its Own Little Bridge Over Motorway

A COUNTY Carlow cow apparently has its own bridge over the M9, WWN can confirm.

Spotted several times crossing the bridge without a care in the world as to how it has its own personal flyover, the cow was seemingly unaware how privileged it is to have such an amenity, sparking calls for an inquiry from non-cows.

“I’d love my own bridge too, but I guess I’m not a cow and won’t be allocated a several hundred-thousand-euro concrete structure any time soon, which is a little anti-human if you ask me,” commuter Darren Ryan told WWN, who regularly drives under the bridge and wondered why this particular cow was so special.

The animal, which has an average lifespan of 15-20 years, doesn’t ever acknowledge the traffic flowing beneath it either, as if carrying an air indicating it is almost too good to even look down at the humans driving their silly little cars to work.

“It just spends all day walking over and back across the bridge, rubbing it in,” said another furious motorist, sick to death of the government who wouldn’t provide its own citizens with homes yet will give a cow a bridge for nothing, “there should be tall barriers installed there so we don’t have to see it flaunting itself on its fancy bridge, the fucking prick”.

The Irish constitution states that every cow in Ireland has the right to their own bridge no matter what the cost to the state, with Ireland now having an estimated 8,456 bridges erected for cows since 1921 at a cost of over €12bn.