Biden Victory Expected To Solve All Of America’s Problems Overnight

WHILE some political observers have stated that any potential Biden election victory will only be the first step on a long and uncertain road to potentially reversing inequality, racial strife and righting the failing institutions which dominate American life, others have suggested ‘no you idiot, a Biden win will sort it all out instantaneously’.

“Racism? Nope that’s as good as ‘never happened’ if Biden gets in, your welcome minorities” confirmed one upper middle class white voter, happy to personally have ended racism in America a second time, the first being with her vote for Barack Obama in 2008.

With a Biden victory the more probable outcome based on all polling data, a Trump second term could fail to materialise thus solving problems in America which were only created in the last four years such as poverty, neglect of education and a dysfunctional healthcare system.

“To suggest that America’s myriad problems require a painstaking and laborious overhaul of a very clearly broken country is ridiculous, one vote will solve it all,” confirmed another voter, setting off fireworks in celebration.

Casting an eye over groups armed right wing militias across America preparing to react when the election is ‘stolen’ from Donald Trump via a legitimate election victory, and reports of Republican party officials trying to invalidate legitimate votes via endless legal challenges

“One thing is for sure is that if Biden wins we can all just going back to relaxing, safe in the knowledge that the damage done by the last four years is all behind us, never to rear its ugly head again” shared another voter, ignoring groups of armed right wing militias across America preparing to react when the election is ‘stolen’ from Donald Trump via a legitimate election victory for Biden.