BREAKING: Katie Taylor Rushed To Hospital To Have Shane Ross Surgically Removed

IRISH World boxing champion Katie Taylor was rushed to hospital late last night to undergo a surgical procedure to have Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport Shane Ross removed, WWN can confirm.

Surgeons have been working throughout the night to amputate the politician, who suddenly began spreading around Taylor’s back and shoulder area after she became contaminated with Ross while exiting through the arrivals gate at Dublin Airport.

“We have no idea how the Ross got into the restricted arrivals gate at the time, but we don’t think it’s contagious,” Dublin Airport investigators confirmed today, “we would advise any successful sports stars travelling to Dublin airport to check for any signs of Shane Ross before exiting the gates, as it may spread to unwanted areas, as we’ve seen in the hundreds of photographs of Katie yesterday afternoon”.

Doctors have since confirmed that the Ross was in fact malignant, and managed to detach the lump using sophisticated laser removal techniques, and the promise of more photo opportunities if it would just physically unstick itself from the world champion.

Ms. Taylor is said to be in a stable condition in hospital today, although a little tired from carrying the festering mass and opportunistic ulcer through the airport.