Leaving Your Discarded Tampon Clearly Visible In The Bin To Show Him Who’s In Fucking Charge

WHETHER you’re in a new relationship, just hooking up, or entering the 11th year of your relationship, it’s never too late or too early to establish control in a bid to leave him in no doubt that you’re the one who’s in fucking charge.

Of course a discreet discarding of your tampon is an option favoured by many, but is that really of any benefit to you if you want to establish dominance over your husband, fuck buddy, bae or ‘boo boo’?

Utilise that hardwired irrational fear men have of menstrual blood and use it as a prison to enslave them in. You can slam dunk that tampon into the bin in the kitchen, the bathroom or the bedroom and celebrate like it was a last minute 3-pointer from LeBron James, that’s gonna leave him thinking ‘if she’s this brazen about her cycle, what else is she capable of?’

Make no apologies for your period, in fact, if you leave it nice and visible on top of a healthy bin in need of being taken out, you’re just daring him to pluck up the courage to say ‘what the fuck?’ and we all know he’s not going to do that.

Yesterday’s debate about switching over the TV channel suddenly becomes today’s ‘sure honey, we can watch reruns of Ru Paul’s Drag Race you’ve clearly seen multiple times’ and you can all but guarantee you get first dibs on all food products stocked in your place, his place and/or the home you share.