Oh Great, Another Fucking Donut Shop!

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FRESH reports coming into WWN detail the news of yet another fucking donut shop opening up in the centre of Dublin City.

Not content with having just 4,978 donut shops, a pair of entrepreneurial business people have decided that yet another shop in which you can buy overpriced donuts and rubbish coffee is just what Dublin city is crying out for.

“We had a look at an area in which the people were seriously under-served, and we thought ‘bingo, this city is crying out for another donut shop with a clever play-on-words’ name,” confirmed business partners Eanna O’Dowd and Orla Neelon.

“Yeah, this idea came to us when we walked through Dublin’s new donut emporium, and we thought we could pitch up here and add a unique fixture to the donut only shopping centre,” the pair added.

O’Dowd and Neelon have been praised for spotting the gap in the market as their first store’s location comes in between the lengthy 10 metre gap between two Rolling Donut shops.

“To think that Dublin is so behind the times, I’d have to walk that long before seeing a second donut place, I’m delighted this one is opening now,” shared one new prospective customer.

Queues for the grand opening of Donut Cry For Me Argentina started as early at 3am this morning as the public excitedly awaited to try just the 47 unique donut experience which has opened in the capital city in the last 48 hours.

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