Pervert Arrested After Attempting To Get Up On A Gust Of Wind


A COUNTY Waterford man was arrested this morning after attempting to get up on a gust of wind.

Anthony Daly, who was spotted at 11:30am dry-humping the air in the people’s park, was subdued by passersby who were out jogging at the time.

“I spotted him gyrating thin air like a horny dog,” recalls John Phelan. “There were kids playing in the park at the time. Someone had to do something, so me and my running partner tackled him to the ground”.

Gardaí arrived on the scene some four hours later and arrested the pervert for sexually assaulting the gust of wind and was taken to Ballybricken Garda station for questioning,

“The suspect later admitted to the crime and a file is being prepared for the DPP,” Arresting officer Garda Mark Chambers told WWN.

It is understood Mr. Daly has previous convictions for attempting to mount the crack of dawn in 2013 and another incident in 2010 when he successfully got up on his day off.