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Animal Passion

Cutting to the chase, I’m looking for a woman (18-35yrs) to dress like a giraffe. If this sounds like something you’d want to do then I think we’re about to begin something beautiful. Must have long neck.

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A Date?

My friends keep telling me I need to get out there, so here I am. Petite bubbly blond seeking someone who will let me pretend I went on a date with them just to shut my fucking interfering friends up. Would be really appreciated, would maybe need you to send me a few fake texts and a picture, cheers.

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Older Man

Older man seeking someone younger. Honestly, I would prefer to meet someone around my own age (59) but since being widowed I feel my married friends are living vicariously through me and my romantic exploits. I don’t want to let them or their horny ways down by dating someone my own age, feel the pressure big time. So you’d be helping me out if you were 18-21 as I don’t want to let my friends down, cheers.

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Man’s Man

Female, 38, looking for a real man’s man. By which of course I mean an outdated stereotype that is impossible for any man to truly achieve. If that’s you then my legs (and my heart) are open. My heart isn’t open to you talking about your feelings though, that’s ridiculous and something only a woman should do.

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