Tag: work

“Woo, Christmas Party Tonight,” Reveals Coworker Who Will Later Be Fired For Their Behaviour

EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at the impending Christmas party, completely unaware their future conduct at the festivities will see them fired almost immediately. Rubbing his hands together with considerable glee, Stephen Handratty (24) loudly proclaimed “woo! Christmas party tonight, can’t… Read more »

“Honestly, I Can’t Be Fucked” Local Man Tells Work

A LOCAL WATERFORD man has informed the company he works for that he will not be attending the office premises for the remainder of this week, citing the fact ‘honestly, I can’t be fucked’, WWN can confirm. “Honestly, I can’t be fucked,” confirmed 32-year-old Andrew Gilmartin in official communication, via his mouth, with his employer… Read more »

Man Cycling To Work Acting Like He’s Saving The Fucking World

Jon Moore, a 33-year-old bike-to-work aficionado, was giving drivers the ‘death stare’ this morning on the way to work. The not-remotely-smug PR consultant just couldn’t believe the number of people driving into Dublin’s city centre at around 8.35am this morning. Mr. Moore, a dedicated cyclist, knows full well the efforts he has personally gone to… Read more »