Tag: work

Here’s Our Unpaid, Overworked Intern With An Article About The Gender Pay Gap

IT’S NEVER been more important to advocate for parity of pay among the sexes. It’s 2019 after all. We here of the trailblazing feminist-first Gash publication know the importance of pursuing this issue more than anyone. For example; how the underrepresented are often placated with empty gestures such as a token, one-off article proclaiming the… Read more »

New Girl No Craic

THE votes are in; the new female hire at a Waterford office has been found to be ‘zero craic’ by her male co-workers, who have found her to be a poor replacement for the girl who just left, who you could at least talk to. The naturally shy Carrie Whelan was brought round and introduced to her… Read more »

5 Ways To Reduce Stress

HAS there ever been a generation more afflicted by such high stress levels than this current one? Trying to strike that work/life balance, paying bills, keeping a roof over your head – it can take all your energy sometimes to just keep on keeping on, suppressing that stress until you’re old enough to die of… Read more »

Local Man Can’t Get Over Fact Plumber Is A Woman

WATERFORD native Padraig Towlin is struggling to keep it together after a rather usual event occurred in his home yesterday afternoon. Towlin (51) had cause to ring a plumbing company due to a leak in his kitchen sink but the company sent a woman dressed in plumber’s clothing instead of sending an actual plumber, much… Read more »

Local Man Would Be Better Off On The Dole

WATERFORD store manager Manus Whelan has spent the morning bitterly complaining how he would be better off on social welfare, following a Budget 2019 dole increase of five whole euro. Whelan hasn’t stopped grousing since Finance Minister Paschal Donohoe’s announcement yesterday that cuts to the USC will result in the average worker benefiting by 4… Read more »

BREAKING: The Absolute State Of Róisín’s Outfit Today

OFFICE GOSSIPS have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt the absolute state of Róisín’s outfit, WWN can confirm with further claims being made that she may have gotten dressed in the dark. Garments worn by employees at Hartlin & Lynnhart Associates is rarely the focus of attention among the 50-strong workforce at the company, however, many today… Read more »

Career Guidance From WWN

THINKING about a change in career? Confused about how to change your life around and get yourself the job you’ve always wanted (and felt you deserved)? Here’s a few helpful things to remember when thinking about your career, keeping in mind that this is Ireland, and you are Irish. 1) Get your dad to see what… Read more »