Tag: weather

Do You Have Photos Of The Snow? You Might Be The Only One

A LARGESCALE appeal has been made to the public to provide photographic evidence that it has snowed in Ireland, following the horrific news that it seems no one has been able to take pictures of the white stuff. “We’re exploring the possibility that all phone cameras and conventional cameras have simultaneously stopped working, which would… Read more »

Weather Issues Met Éireann Warning

THE Irish weather has issued a statement in which it warns the public to be aware of sweeping statements blowing westerly across the country from the headquarters of Met Éireann, which will pick up speed and ferocity as the month of December rolls in. The missive explained how the gusts of panic and dread will… Read more »

Shops Increase Umbrella Prices By 400%

RETAILERS up and down the country have come in for criticism following their decision to up the prices of umbrellas by a whopping 400% as of this morning. With many parts of the country battered expected to be drenched by torrential rains, the struggling retail sector has sought to capitalise on the public’s need for… Read more »

Confusion Over As ‘Miserable Weather Outside’ Confirmed By Old Woman In Post Office

TENS of confused people were said to be ‘alleviated’ today after an elderly woman confirmed there was ‘miserable weather outside’ whilst waiting in a queue for the post office. Sources say many customers were disorientated when they initially entered the building; not knowing what the hell was happening outside. “I remember having my umbrella up… Read more »

Adults Book Holidays As Annual Leaving Cert Weather Approaches

Following on from confirmation by Met Eireann earlier today that Ireland has entered its official ‘Leaving Cert Weather’ period thousands of adults are booking getaways and days off to coincide with the guaranteed good weather. “There is no logical answer to it but regardless of the larger meteorological circumstances, each year Ireland experiences fantastic weather… Read more »

Storm Sees Ireland Blown 2.4km Closer To Britain

The people of Ireland are now all too familiar with the sight of a fallen tree draped across a road or a river’s bank pushed to breaking point following the arrival of an unrelenting storm. Storm Darwin descended on Ireland with a great deal of ferocity resulting in millions of euro worth of damages. The… Read more »

Something, Something Weather

Everybody is talking about it. No sense in missing out. ‘Tis fierce windy’ will probably do it. Waves. Did you see that one picture and your man, bold as brass he was, with the phone out and him right beside the coastal wall. Ah, you know yourself though, some people just have a death wish…. Read more »