Tag: weather

How To Make The Most Of The Rain

AS MANY parts of the country see warm weather give way to the sort of sporadic rainfall the Department of Tourism never show on its shiny adverts promoting Ireland to tourists abroad, the Irish public has reluctantly rummaged around to find its rain jacket, wellies, cheap umbrella that always breaks, change of clothes and the… Read more »

Eiffel Tower Slowly Beginning To Melt In Heatwave

MAINLAND EUROPE is in the grips of an unprecedented recording-setting heat wave and French authorities are now on high alert as the Eiffel Tower is slowly beginning to melt in the intense and unrelenting heat. The famous tower was constructed at a time when the average temperatures during summer were far lower than the ones… Read more »

9 Drowned At Irish Barbecue

NINE people have died and four more are still missing, following a Dublin man’s attempts to have a nice summer barbecue in his back garden on what seemed to be a perfectly nice day. Derek Quigley had called home earlier yesterday to tell his wife Eileen ‘not to put on any dinner’, as he had… Read more »

Ireland To Be Left In Bowl Of Rice Overnight

IN an unprecedented meteorological experiment, the island of Ireland is to be submerged in a bowl filled with billions of tonnes of uncooked rice for 12 to 18 hours to see if it can be dried up a bit, WWN can exclusively confirm. The move comes as the country is buffeted by yet another series… Read more »

Weather To Remain Cold, But Not Cold-Cold

THE latest weather report from Met Éireann has confirmed the nation’s worst fears; that although the next couple of weeks will remain bitterly cold, it will not reach a point where we all get a free day off work again. Satellite imaging has shown that there does not appear to be a ‘Beast From The… Read more »