Tag: Waterford

GAA To Finally End Practice Of Using Blind Umpires

THE GAA has confirmed it is to end its highly controversial practice of only placing the visually impaired in umpire positions in All Ireland Hurling games. The welcome news comes after blind umpires failed to notice a goal scored by Tipperary against Waterford in Sunday’s Munster Championship clash was not in fact a goal, as… Read more »

“I’m Just Used To The Fucking State Of The Place” Waterford Quays Objection Filed

AN Bórd Pleanála has confirmed that 3 valid objections to the development plans for Waterford’s North Quays have been received and will take up to 18 weeks for them to make a decision. Despite Waterford City & County Council publicly stating no objection was received last Thursday evening, allowing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to deliver the good news to Waterford’s WIT arena the following… Read more »

Humble Publication Announces Release Of Greatest Book Of All Time

LOCAL groundbreaking news service Waterford Whispers News has spoken exclusively to itself for the first time following the release of what it’s humbly calling the ‘greatest book of all time’. The title of ‘greatest book of all time’ more recently belonged to the 2011 Daniel O’Donnell calendar, but that masterpiece has finally been usurped. Containing, words,… Read more »

Waterford Justice League Successfully Save City From Moderately Bad Language

A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after telling off a number of youths hanging around outside Tesco who were said to be cursing quite loudly within earshot of shoppers. The superpower-less crime-fighting team, consisting of BlaaMan, the Tramore-nator, Crystal Girl and Boi… Read more »