Tag: Waterford

“I’m Just Used To The Fucking State Of The Place” Waterford Quays Objection Filed

AN Bórd Pleanála has confirmed that 3 valid objections to the development plans for Waterford’s North Quays have been received and will take up to 18 weeks for them to make a decision. Despite Waterford City & County Council publicly stating no objection was received last Thursday evening, allowing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to deliver the good news to Waterford’s WIT arena the following… Read more »

Humble Publication Announces Release Of Greatest Book Of All Time

LOCAL groundbreaking news service Waterford Whispers News has spoken exclusively to itself for the first time following the release of what it’s humbly calling the ‘greatest book of all time’. The title of ‘greatest book of all time’ more recently belonged to the 2011 Daniel O’Donnell calendar, but that masterpiece has finally been usurped. Containing, words,… Read more »

Waterford Justice League Successfully Save City From Moderately Bad Language

A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after telling off a number of youths hanging around outside Tesco who were said to be cursing quite loudly within earshot of shoppers. The superpower-less crime-fighting team, consisting of BlaaMan, the Tramore-nator, Crystal Girl and Boi… Read more »

‘Irish Coke Is Shite And Full Of Novocaine’, Claims Waterford Lad

IN an exclusive tell all interview with WWN, Waterford lad Jamie Lonergan has shaken up the Irish criminal underworld with astonishing new claims. Speaking outside the Solas training centre in the Industrial estate this afternoon, Lonergan slammed local and national produce, claiming the majority of Irish cocaine is in fact Novocaine, a local anaesthetic drug of the… Read more »

Spraoi: ‘Rogue’ Mime Artist Tragically Suffocates Inside Glass Box

MINISTER for Arts, Heritage and the Gaeltacht , Jimmy Deenihan, has called for an enquiry into the death of a street performer who died tragically at the Spraoi arts festival this afternoon in Waterford city. Nikolai Mackrevich, originally from Russia, suffocated inside a glass box which he was secretly using for his theatrical street performance. Mackrevich, 47,… Read more »

Portlaws First Gay Pride March Defies Critics

SEVERAL gays and one lesbian gathered in the main Square in a show that defied opposition by village officials and ultra-Catholic members of the local community. Undeterred by a jeering council worker who was sweeping the street at the time, the marchers moved peacefully through Brown street in a colourful cavalcade of latex and speedos,… Read more »