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USS Donald Cook Turns Back After Forgetting Missiles

“I’d forget my head if it wasn’t screwed on,” voiced embarrassed commanding officer of the USS Donald Cook, Matt Caldwell, while rolling his eyes and slapping his forehead in disbelief, “what are the chances?” Arriving in the Mediterranean Sea yesterday afternoon, the Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyer departed Larnaca, Cyprus, before making a U-turn after United States Navy… Read more »

Trump Blasts New Book Over Lack Of Pictures

CURRENT United States president Donald Trump has slammed an incendiary new book detailing his first year in the White House for containing little to no photographs, pending a full review when someone reads the rest of it to him. “Fire & Fury” by journalist Michael Wolff paints a chaotic picture of life in the White… Read more »