Tag: UK

Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Bono, Iron Man, Kanye West, Crocodile Dundee, Kim Jong-Un, Corpse Of Pope John Paul II & Lassie Arrive At Stormont Ahead Of Crunch Talks

BOTH the UK and Ireland have pulled out all the stops in a last-ditch attempt to get the Northern Ireland Executive back up and running in Stormont today, by inviting along literally anyone they think will be able to talk some sense into Sinn Féin and the DUP and restore some form of power-sharing agreement for the first time… Read more »

BREAKING: Cunt Stirring Shit Again

MEDIA outlets across the UK & Ireland today have confirmed that a massive cunt is back stirring shit again, despite the shit being already stirred into a coagulated paste. Former UKIP leader and current cunt, Nigel Farage, has suggested that Britain should hold a second referendum on EU membership in a bid to silence those who do not want… Read more »

“We’re Making A Right Fucking Balls Of This”

BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has shocked her political peers in a rare outburst this morning, which forced the House of Commons speaker to suspend proceedings for the time being. Flanked by Brexit minister David Davis, Ms. May took to the podium before taking a deep breath and admitting things were not going the UK’s… Read more »