Tag: UFC

McGregor Announces UFC Retirement Ahead Of UFC Comeback

MMA’s Conor McGregor has sparked huge anticipation among fans today after he announced his retirement from the UFC, meaning a stunning comeback is due in the coming weeks or months. While speculation is rife that McGregor has retired to concentrate fully on being handed down community services by judges across America and here at home,… Read more »

McGregor Definitely Learns Lesson This Time

LEGAL, MORAL and sporting experts have gathered together, unified in the opinion that UFC fighter Conor McGregor has definitely learned his lesson this time after his latest brush with the law. Staking their reputations on the matter, the experts said it was ludicrous to suggest McGregor’s name would appear in the papers in the future… Read more »

WWN Guide To Understanding Why Conor McGregor Is Still A Legend

DRY SHITES the world over have displayed a complete lack of understanding of just why part-time UFC fighter Conor ‘Notorious’ McGregor is a complete legend. Described by devoted followers of the popular McGregorism cult so-called ‘stupid fucking cunts with no sense of humour’ have struggled to get their heads around why throwing objects through bus… Read more »

McGregor To Change Name From ‘Notorious’ To ‘Ridiculous’

THE merchandising department of the UFC is today working hard to remove the title ‘Notorious’ from all t-shirts, posters and souvenirs relating to Conor McGregor, after a bizarre series of events in which the acclaimed fighter brought the sport into more disrepute than usual. British star McGregor, known for his colourful outbursts and uncanny ability… Read more »

Conor McGregor Banned From 12 Pubs Of Christmas

A DUBLIN CITY wide ban of occasional UFC fighter Conor McGregor has been put into effect by pubs partaking in the 12 pubs of Christmas, WWN can confirm. McGregor’s recent behaviour has prompted publicans across the county to put up ‘No McGregor allowed’ signs for fear his erratic actions could attract the wrong attention for… Read more »