Tag: TV3

All Presidential Candidates Bow Out After Realising Being President ‘Doesn’t Matter A Fuck’

AFTER a dramatic presidential debate on TV3 last night, all seven candidates decided to bow out of the race after realising the position ‘doesn’t matter a fuck’ to the Irish people. The shock joint decision was decided unanimously following a gruelling television debate, which saw veteran journalist Vincent Browne heckle the candidates for 90 minutes in what could only be… Read more »