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World To Give Up Trump For Lent

A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, reading about, listening to and thinking about the current President of the United States, Donald J. Trump for forty days and forty nights. Lent is traditionally the time of year when people attempt to give… Read more »

Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency

IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret service operatives have confirmed multiple Grammy winner Bruno Mars could be the ideal successor to current undercover agent, Donald Trump. “We have not seen people love and hate something or someone so much since dear… Read more »

Trump Medical Exam Confirms His 10″ Penis

THE doctor who performed President Donald Trump’s latest medical examination has been called back to the stand, completely of his own free will, to add some remarks about the impressive size of POTUS’s penis. White House doctor Ronny Jackson, who yesterday confirmed that Trump is as tall and as beefy as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, called… Read more »

Trump Cancels Planned Visit To White House

DONALD Trump has taken to Twitter from his full-time residence in Mar-a-Lago in Florida, to announce that he has cancelled an upcoming trip to the White House, in protest at a wide range of decisions made by former President Barack Obama that Trump claims were ‘bad for the goodliness of America’. Although most presidents of the… Read more »

Trump Blasts New Book Over Lack Of Pictures

CURRENT United States president Donald Trump has slammed an incendiary new book detailing his first year in the White House for containing little to no photographs, pending a full review when someone reads the rest of it to him. “Fire & Fury” by journalist Michael Wolff paints a chaotic picture of life in the White… Read more »