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So Are We Supposed To Still Take A Bullet For This Guy, Inquires Secret Service
OPERATION ‘Maybe It Was A Car Backfiring’ has been put into place by the Secret Service, in a bid to ... -
Coping With Post-Trumpmatic Stress, A Guide
AS THE world picks up the pieces of whatever remains of Western democracy following the 4 year administration of Donald ... -
Trump’s Calls To Putin, Bolsonaro, Jong Un, Duterte Keep Going To Voicemail
NEWLY unemployed and facing eviction from his current home, and all in the middle of a pandemic, Donald Trump’s friends ... -
“We’re Free At Last!” Melania & Barron Trump Shout As They Escape White House
SCREAMING joyously at the top of their lungs, mother and son Melania and Barron Trump chimed in unison as they ... -
“Let’s All Just Calm The Fuck Down,” Screams America
THE United States have been asked to just quieten down for an hour to allow those in charge an opportunity ... -
Trump Emerges From White House In Homemade Armor, Guns Blazing
PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s angry rants about the probable outcome of the US presidential election has been revealed to be a ... -
Movers Seen Taking Tanning Bed Out Of Oval Office
A LOCAL Washington DC furniture removal firm has been pictured removing a tanning bed from one of the most sought ... -
“It’s A Fraud” Claims World Famous Fraud
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that ... -
Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over ... -
Americans Urged To Hide Any Breakables For The Next Few Weeks
AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential ...