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“I Haven’t Slept In Four Days And I’m This Close To Busting This Thing Wide ...
DONALD Trump Jr has turned down his family’s pleas to have a lie-down, and has instead entered his 98th hour ... -
Deranged Trump Found Scrawling Tweets On Wall Of Oval Office
AS HOUSE Democrats in America keep themselves busy by introducing articles of impeachment for the outgoing president, a shivering and ... -
Twitter Bans Inciter Of Domestic Terrorists For 12 Hours
IN A clear sign that American democracy remains in rude health social media company Twitter has banned Donald Trump from ... -
Loser Still Not Getting It
DESPITE having the American people, countless failed lawsuits and now the electoral college confirming the results of the 2020 US ... -
Only Four Stabbed And One Shot In Surprisingly Calm Trump Rally
ONGOING protests surrounding the result of the US presidential election resulted in a surprisingly small number of injuries yesterday, after ... -
Washington DC Brought To Standstill As Trump’s Inner Circle Queue Outside White House For Pardons
AS WORD spread of outgoing president Donald Trump’s pardoning of his former National Security Advisor Micheal Flynn who pleaded guilty ... -
Trump Proposes ‘Odd Couple’ Solution To Incoming Biden Administration
ALTHOUGH current President Donald Trump has yet to concede the election, despite allowing for the victorious Biden administration to begin ... -
We Travel Inside What’s Left Of Rudy Giuliani’s Mind
THANKS to the latest development in microscopic technology WWN has been shrunken down to a miniscule size with a mission ... -
Officials To Move Trump To Fake White House Where They’ll Pretend He’s Still President
WITH the paint still drying on the sound stage of the carefully constructed mock up of the West Wing of ... -
Trump Spends Another Selfless Night In Lab Inventing Vaccines
DISPLAYING a level of compassionate selflessness not seen since the days of Jesus Christ, outgoing US president Donald Trump has ...